Hi. It is I. King Francis. The deceased. Unfortunately, this will be my last post. Peter, my servant, has started telling people that he saw my ghost, and he's getting all this publicity and stuff, and I don't want to give him all that pride, so I have to go into hiding for a bit. I'll be telling my pal, Charles, to be posting here often, but he's kind of a *****, so I don't think you'll be hearing stuff on this blog for a while. 

Thanks for stuff.

King Francis I

Hi. It is I. King Francis. Still Dead. And, I've given up on the gangsta thing. Really, just not working out too well. The war of 1812 still rages on, with that dumb William Hull guy pretending that he cares about people. At least now, there's a Canadian guy who's trying to help. Before, he was trying to battle Napoleon, but when the Americans attacked, he figured that this was a pretty good chance to prove himself, or whatever. I just hope that this guy, Isaac Brock, doesn't cause any extra problems, because that's the last thing we need right now.-

Hi, foo. It's me, King Francis, y'all. My homies back in are all gangsta and stuff, so I decided to be like them, or whatevuh. Wait, my servant's calling me. Wait one minute.




Sir, I have news! Disturbing information, Mr. King man!


Yeah, whatever.


The Americans Declared war on the Canadians! They sent out 2000 men into battle! Just because the First Nations wanted to keep their land!!! Their LAND!!!!!!!


Yeah. I know. I found out, like, a week ago.


But... who told you?


I don't know! Some random guy I met in Canada! 


When have you been to Canada?!?


Well, ever since I've been dead, I can go wherever I want, right? I haven't really figured it out yet. I guess teleportation, or something.


You're DEAD!?!?!?!?


Dude, It's 1812. I died in 1547. That was like, 265 years ago. How can you still think I'm alive? Wait...how are YOU still alive?!?


I...don't know...


Whatever. Just, go away. We've taken up, like, half of this webpage with this conversation. Now, you go. Begone. You still have to follow orders from me, even though I've been dead 265 years. Shoo.


Okay, okay, jeez...


Okay. Well now that HE'S gone, I can finally talk to my many, loving fans. Now, what was it that I wanted to say again.......

Hi. It is I. King Francis. The deceased. Like, dead, in case you were wondering. Not anything else, because I knew this guy that thought that 'deceased' meant, like, something random. Anyway, remember last time how I told you about this guy who invaded Canada with, like, 2000 men? Well now, he's sending out a proclamation to stop people from fighting back! I mean, it's not like anybody was really going to fight back against all those guys, but... still! He even made the proclamation sound like he was trying to HELP the Canadians! Plus, he's making it sound like the First Nations are the bad guys, just for wanting to keep their land!!!  

Hi. It is I. Dead King Francis. Well, just as I expected, America declared war on Britain. I bet it was those #@%$ War Hawks' fault. The last thing we needed around here is another war! Anyway, I guess their president, James Madison, got influenced by them, or something. And just recently, on July 12th, 1812, This guy from the USA invaded Canada with 2000 men, all from the Northwest Navy. Well, jeez, I hope no one gets hurt...

Hi. It is I. King Francis. Dead. Again. So, again with the British. Now they're still as hostile as ever with the Americans, and trying to get the First Nations people to keep all of their territory, so America won't expand too much. At least this is one of their best ideas yet, because it's helping out someone other then them. The First Nations, I mean. Wow, these british guys are bad news. I can sense a war coming on.

Hi. It is I. King Francis, still dead, and having a great time observing the British and Americans. More hostile than ever. Now, since Britain is attacking France, they are preventing them from recieving imports and therefore, making the Americans lose a major market. Of course the Americans know that it's actually Britrain's fault. I mean, no one would just tell someone to stop selling them goods. I mean, come ON! Can't they just...be friends? Or something? Anyway, I think it was supposed to bring down Nepoleon, but I don't think it's working. I can't wait to see what dumb battle plan the British come up with next.