Hi. It is I. King Francis. The deceased. Unfortunately, this will be my last post. Peter, my servant, has started telling people that he saw my ghost, and he's getting all this publicity and stuff, and I don't want to give him all that pride, so I have to go into hiding for a bit. I'll be telling my pal, Charles, to be posting here often, but he's kind of a *****, so I don't think you'll be hearing stuff on this blog for a while. 

Thanks for stuff.

King Francis I