Hi, foo. It's me, King Francis, y'all. My homies back in are all gangsta and stuff, so I decided to be like them, or whatevuh. Wait, my servant's calling me. Wait one minute.
Sir, I have news! Disturbing information, Mr. King man!
Yeah, whatever.
The Americans Declared war on the Canadians! They sent out 2000 men into battle! Just because the First Nations wanted to keep their land!!! Their LAND!!!!!!!
Yeah. I know. I found out, like, a week ago.
But... who told you?
I don't know! Some random guy I met in Canada!
When have you been to Canada?!?
Well, ever since I've been dead, I can go wherever I want, right? I haven't really figured it out yet. I guess teleportation, or something.
You're DEAD!?!?!?!?
Dude, It's 1812. I died in 1547. That was like, 265 years ago. How can you still think I'm alive? Wait...how are YOU still alive?!?
I...don't know...
Whatever. Just, go away. We've taken up, like, half of this webpage with this conversation. Now, you go. Begone. You still have to follow orders from me, even though I've been dead 265 years. Shoo.
Okay, okay, jeez...
Okay. Well now that HE'S gone, I can finally talk to my many, loving fans. Now, what was it that I wanted to say again.......
You're dead and yet you still have internet??? I'm writing in a tattered journal because we don't even have electricity!!!
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If you are dead, then tell me... Is the sky orange, are there unicorns everywhere throwing sparkles everywhere? Are the people all red, are there left-handed screw drivers where you are??? Huh!> Huh? I would really want to know so I can announce that on my radio station... Radio Radio!
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