Hi. It is I. King Francis. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Sadly, the British people captured me, but one they did, they basically just tried me to a lawn chair, put it in a tree, and left me unguarded. I saw these random guys that looked French coming to save me, but one guy tripped fell on everybody else, so you can imagine how that went. Eventually they just decided that it would be best to leave, because they obviously didn't see me, because the lawn chair was, again, in a tree. I saw them walking away and when I tried calling to them, they didn't hear me. As they walked away, I heard a girl scream, and then a bear growl, and thay someone saying, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAh!!! MY ARM!!!!!'  It was a very dramatic experience. At least I found out that the British aren't very good knot tiers, so I moved a bit, and it came undone. Then I had to use the rope to shinny down the tree, which gave me some pretty bad rope burns.
Even typing out this paragraph is painful...

Hi. It's me. Not king Francis, but his son! Henry! I heard rumours about my dad getting captured by the Spanish or British or something... anyway, I think he had some stuff going on with the British. It's probably them, after the war and everything. I don't get it... we had a treaty, right? I think some people went off to save him, but we only got 2 or 3 to go, so that didn't go so well. They came back and one of the recruits named Bernie or something came back missing an arm. I don't really remember his name... maybe Bennie? So, I think we have to recruit more people this time. Bernard/Bernie/Bennie can come again if he wants to, but in his injured state, I don't know if it's the best idea...
     Anyway, just help out, okay? Again, the fate of new France is upon us!!! Unless we get more people to help out...

We only need 3 more recruits. Help France by Posting. We need 3 more. Go!

Hi. It is I. King Francis.  Here in France, as usual. Still lots of activity going on with Britain and the First Nations people. They are trying to come to some sort of agreement on use of the land and if Britain would pay them or not...
    The British are still fairly hostile. Even though we proposed the treaty. I keep on thinking that something is going to happen...like someone is going to be kidnapped by the british or something...

BAM!
                                                                                          Get Him!
                                                                                                                                       who? me?

                 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
         
                                                                  BAM

                                                                                                                                       help me-rrmmmpghj
       
                                                                                                yaaaaaaaaaaah
                                            whump

move out men!
                                                                                    wha? where are you-





                                                                                                                                      SLAM

KING FRANCIS HAS BEEN CAPTURED.
KING FRANCIS NEEDS YOUR HELP.
RECRUITS ARE NECESSARY TO SAVE HIM.
5 WORTHY RESCUERS MUST HELP HIM.
ARE YOU UP TO THE JOB?
THE FATE OF FRANCE RESTS IN YOUR HANDS.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

We Need Recruits to save king Francis. Comment 'SAVE THE KING' to help.


We need 5 recruits.


The mission starts now.

Hi. It is I. King  Francis. Here, in France. There has been a lot of talk about the treaty between France and Britain lately. This Royal Proclaimation thing is way too much to spend my time thinking about. I guess it was to organize all of the new territory that Britain has control over. I'm happy that the war's over, but we could have beat the British SO easily. They were so weak from all of the money they had used during the war, that we had the greatest power. But of course, us being the nice guys, gave them a chance for the peace treaty. Now we have peace, but we aren't the bets of friends...

Hi again! It is I! Again! There has been a lot of talk in France lately..... something about 14 colonies separating from Britain? Or was it 15? And now, the colonies are calling themselves the 'United States'.
Not quite as catchy as 'France'.....
     Now even the British are having troubles with the 14 colonies and Quebec. They are having especially hard times with the war as well, but France is doing a bit better off than them, at least.

Hi. it is I. King Francis. Again. I am so pleased that the war is FINALLY over. I was getting worried. That war seemed to have gone on forever. Actually, only 7 years. That was around 1763. Even though the British defeated the New French, I would have been happy about New France winning. Just imagine! Another France! Even more people speaking french! And even MORE people to give money to us!!! But the people in Britain soon realized that the people of Quebec would not become British like them. So now the French has a new land that remains like France. Yay!!! More French speakers! In The same year as the war ended, the British made an official proclamation of the First Nations' rights to the land, to let them live there in peace. I just hope that the First Nations and the New French don't cause any more trouble...