Hi. It is I. King Francis. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Sadly, the British people captured me, but one they did, they basically just tried me to a lawn chair, put it in a tree, and left me unguarded. I saw these random guys that looked French coming to save me, but one guy tripped fell on everybody else, so you can imagine how that went. Eventually they just decided that it would be best to leave, because they obviously didn't see me, because the lawn chair was, again, in a tree. I saw them walking away and when I tried calling to them, they didn't hear me. As they walked away, I heard a girl scream, and then a bear growl, and thay someone saying, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAh!!! MY ARM!!!!!'  It was a very dramatic experience. At least I found out that the British aren't very good knot tiers, so I moved a bit, and it came undone. Then I had to use the rope to shinny down the tree, which gave me some pretty bad rope burns.
Even typing out this paragraph is painful...